Selfish me

This is what happens during the rare moment that I actually indulge myslef in "me" time. And by "me" time I mean going to the bathroom with the door closed.

That's an entire box of Life cereal. And as I was sweeping it up, along with dog hair, dirt, and maybe a toenail clipping or two, Parker hysterically and frantically tried to eat as much of the cereal as possibe. All this just so I could take a poop in peace. I'm so selfish.